Before I start, I want to acknowledge that there is a diverse audience reading this blog, and rather than writing one for medical colleagues and one for family / friends, the limited internet speed and access reminds me that I am lucky to write an online blog at all. Below are interesting observations while here in Liberia. This may sound a bit like a rant, and as unbiased as I try to be, I fear I fall short of being an anthropologist, standing idly by without trying to interfere with their surroundings. I also want to reiterate that I have a deep respect and appreciation for Liberians as they are wonderfully pleasant people who have been nothing but excellent hosts.
But, lets get on with it... here are some interesting observations.
10 - Island time
So maybe Africa is a very big island, but that doesn't stop the concept of island time in Liberia. From the slums to the ministry, any given watch universally runs about an our late, and in the afternoon, speeds up an hour early. For example, I am told by many of my expat friends that business or ministry meets scheduled to start at 8AM start receiving participants around 9:30. Around 10:30 people start getting unsettled and want a coffee break for 1/2 hour. They show up around 11:30 and shortly decide that it is close enough to lunch to recess. The 1PM sart time somehow extends to 2PM, followed again by a coffee break at 3:30PM. At 4:30PM, it is agreed that this is pretty close to the 5PM ending time, and who can accomplish anything in 1/2 hour? So, a 8 hour work day typically enjoys roughly 3 hours of dedicated attention. I was lucky enough to sit in on microbiology practical and learn how to perform blood films looking for malaria. The class was supposed to start at 8AM sharp. I was the only one in the building. I called the instructor to make sure I had the correct time. He said I wan't crazy, it was at 8AM, and he would be there at 9:30 and hope that 1/2 the class had arrived. I did the same.
9 - where did that building go?
The hospital is on a main road shared by several embassies, NGOs, and many UN operations. Despite the high-profile region of Sinkor, approx one out of five buildings are still burned, bombed out, and now provide wind coverage to squatters. I have asked several people, and nobody knows why these high-priced real estate locations are still vacant now for more than a decade. Are all the owners and their families dead, victims of civil war? Are the owners now enjoying the relative freedoms of the US, UK, South Africa? I'm not sure.
8 - handshake with a snap
This goes without muck explanation. The handshake here has some serious soul. It starts with a regular handshake, transitions to a slide, goes into a fist grip, then back to a handshake, and finishes with a snap of the middle fingers and a recoiling of the hand. Try it at home.
7 - supply and demand
Everyone knows that the price of things are based on supply and demand, and in many foreign countries, complicated by a skin tax (yes... white people pay more, no surprise, no problem - glad to do it). This phenomenon, however, isn't without its humor. For example, I can get a lobster dinner with wine on the coast for about $5, but a 2 gallon, green, cheep plastic garbage can may cost up to $22. WTF? Its always good for laughs.
6 - expat community
Liberia is one of the smaller countries in the world, approx 43,000 square miles. The community of visitors is even smaller. As such, I meet the same wonderful people again and again. Within 2 weeks of being here, I felt more familiar with this group than my high school class. A little community has developed here, complete with movie night, game night, and ah yes - trivia night.
5 - public restrooms
well... any wall, tree, bush, car, sleeping dog, or unsuspecting person not paying attention is a perfectly good thing to urinate on. Ah yeh, the men do this too. Enough said. I still havent gotten used to seing a business woman with her leather brief stucked under arms, squatting just off the road relieving herself. No judgement, just an observation.
4 - money in hand
Most of my pediatric patients are always carrying Liberty (cash) clutched in their hand. Apparently there is a belief that if they cary money as children then they will be rich as adults. I always joke with them and ask if this is my tip! They all laugh, and some even offer it. I joke with them, tickle them, and make sure they know I'm only kidding.
3 - tea parties
I have had the privilege to attend many meetings and meet many powerful people in this country. Many people are frustrated with the pace of accomplishing tasks, and the personal management skills of those involved. For example, some of my expat colleagues will hold a meeting with people trying to lead them through an exercise to arrive at certain conclusions and develop an action plan to accomplish their new goals. A little directed, I know, but apparently this is how development happens. I hear the analogy that sometimes meetings are like tea parties, people get dressed up, excitedly trade business cards, share meals and drinks, and at the end of a lot of time and expense, nothing actually got accomplished but a good time was had by all. When kids pretend tea parties, they similarly get all dressed up, sit down, go through great formality, but if you look closely, there is nothing in the cup and at the end of the day they are still hungry and need to eat something.
2 - issues of life and death
I've already explained that in order for any test to get done or medication to be administered, the family needs to come and post payment before a finger gests lifted. Really sick people will sit in their bed, alone and without family, for weeks. They slowly get worse, and eventually die. The second they die, family comes out of the woodwork and displays the most dramatic display of mourning I have ever seen! The small bill (devoid of medications or tests) is paid and the body prepared for an EXPENSIVE and elaborate funeral. Where were these people when the patient was still alive?
1 - Liberian English
This is by far my favorite! The official language is "english" with a twist, similar to the Caribbean, Haiti, Texas, etc. In addition to a unique pronunciation, it enjoys a distinct vernacular. When I talk to a patient, sometimes they look at me like I'm speaking German. My nurse will translate and say EXACTLY what I said, and even in a similar manner, and sudden the patient sighs and says, Ah yes... and then promptly replies. The nurse always starts with "He say...". I love it. Some examples are:
dizzy - eyes be rolling
urinating - peepee plenty
diarrhea - stomach running
fever - skin can be hot
seizures - body jerking
move over - dress small small
doing well - trying small small
hungry - gaping great
And it goes on.